Friday’s Feast

Appetizer
What was the last game you purchased?

Dominoes, I think. But that was last year. I don’t buy games too much.

Soup
Name something in which you don’t believe.

The tooth fairy.

Salad
If you could choose a celebrity to be your boss, who would you pick?

Probably Kimora Lee Simmons. But I wouldn’t want to be her PA, I’d have to work in her design office, or some such thing. I couldn’t put up with the bullshit of being someone’s PA.

Main Course
What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way?

Don’t date someone who likes you only because you’re good-looking.

Dessert
Describe your idea of the perfect relaxation room.

Quiet, dim, well-upholstered, and warm.

Friday’s Feast

Appetizer
What is your favorite carnival/amusement park ride?

The Zipper. I love the taste of funnel cake and death.

Soup
How do you react in uncomfortable social situations?

I don’t look you in the eye, and I either babble like an ass, or I don’t speak at all.

Salad
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you enjoy discussing deep, philosophical topics?

7. I like to speak deeply with people, but I am not comfortable enough with many people to speak that way.

Main Course
Did you get a flu shot this year? If not, do you plan to?

No, and no. Generally, if you do get the flu shot that is the most relevant for that year, you’re going to get a decent case of the flu anyway. It’s not worth it: I’m not going to pay you $25 to get the flu.

Dessert
Approximately how many hours per week do you spend watching television?

15; but that counts for the time I just have the TV running, rather than me actively paying attention to it.

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Friday’s Feast

Friday’s Feast for Friday, July 27, 2007

Appetizer
Describe a toy you remember from your childhood.

The pop-corn rolly popper.� i don’t know why, but it’s the one that came to my head first.

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest) how observant are you?

I’m going to say about a 7; because there are times when I can soak in everything and recall the tiniest minutia, but there are other times where I am completely oblivious.

Salad
Where would you rather be at this very moment?

Either having a posh luncheon with a friend, or chillin’ at the zoo.

Main Course
When was the last time you learned something new?

Yesterday at work.

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I have ____________ but I�haven’t ____________.

I have tried pot, but I haven’t done it twice.

Friday’s Feast

Friday’s Feast for Friday, July 27, 2007

Appetizer
Describe a toy you remember from your childhood.

The pop-corn rolly popper. i don’t know why, but it’s the one that came to my head first.

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest) how observant are you?

I’m going to say about a 7; because there are times when I can soak in everything and recall the tiniest minutia, but there are other times where I am completely oblivious.

Salad
Where would you rather be at this very moment?

Either having a posh luncheon with a friend, or chillin’ at the zoo.

Main Course
When was the last time you learned something new?

Yesterday at work.

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I have ____________ but I haven’t ____________.

I have tried pot, but I haven’t done it twice.

Friday’s Feast

Friday’s Feast for Friday, July 20, 2007

Appetizer
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest) how much do enjoy watching sports on television?

1. I can’t sit through that stuff.

Soup
If you could completely memorize any one work of fiction, which one would you pick?

White Oleander, but I’m well on my way as it is.

Salad
What is your favorite breakfast food?

I really hate breakfast food for the most part: I think there’s something wrong with having something loaded with sugar to start your day. My ideal breakfast, however, is corned beef hash, loaded with potatoes, eggs, whatnot, and a huge glass of Diet Coke. Mostly for breakfast, I have a Diet Coke and a cigarette.

Main Course
Name something fun you can do for less than $10.00.

Go to the Cleveland Museum of Art (when it wasn’t under construction).

Dessert
How long does it usually take you to fall asleep?

Anywhere from 3 to 20 minutes.